May 22, 2013

Ohio Sunday Papers – February 1, 2009 – A Lot of Ohio Education Debate

Ohio School Funding Has Me Seeing Red Today, Literally

sdit_sd100_instructions-1It’s no wonder school funding in Ohio makes folks see red. What I got in my mailbox today, did, literally.

Notice to the left an image of the cover of some publication or other the wife and I received today from the Ohio Department of Taxation. This bad boy is all orange, red and scary. One minute you’re leafing through a handful of junk mail and in a second you are assaulted with this catalog-sized publication, seemingly on fire in your very hands, screaming: TAXES FOR SCHOOLS!

I wanted to weep. We’re just trying to get the credit card balance back to zero after Christmas. The Four Horseman of the American Economic Apocalypse may be just around the corner and I’m staring into the Great Seal of the State of Ohio with a nuclear burst in the center and the words, “2008 School District Income Tax Return and Instructions.” To add insult to my heightened senses, this document has pages and pages.

Well, this will be our first tax year in Ohio. I grew up here, went to college at Ohio University and then left for 15 or 16 years. I never owned property here and thought that my school district taxes were property-based and bundled into my mortgage like back in Illinois. I didn’t know there was ‘rigamarole.’

But then, this says, “School District Income Tax …”. Huh? I knew moving to Bexley, Ohio the property taxes were high because of the good city services and school system. What’s this with another income tax? I guess I’m going to have to read this damn book.

One hint to the marketing folks at Taxation. Taxes already make people see red – whether they willingly pay them, like me, or join the local chapter of Posse Comitatus, like others. I would suggest you adjust your color palette more to the muted blues or greens.

Well, I guess I know how I’ll spend the next hour or two …