The World Through Rod Blagojevich’s Eyes

“I thought about Ghandi, Dr. King, Mandela – and just tried to put some perspective on all of this …”

That poignant quote above is from the Governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich. It’s what he told an interviewer today was going through his mind when the FBI arrested him last month.  What a complete asshat.

Never before today in our entire fabled U.S. history has such a corrupt and delusional person been given so much air time.  Charlie Manson in his prime never had as much air time.

And he’s not even done.

Yes, I’ll tune in at 9 p.m. tonight to catch this skull fuck’s act on Larry King Barely Alive.  Since I work for a living and can’t watch the Today Show, Good Morning America, The View or Access Hollywood, I’ll have to sit through Captain Suspenders croaking, “Governor, what’s your take?”  This is a car wreck I must rubberneck.

Some folks are saying on the MSNBC tonight that Hot Rod is talking to the jury pool.  My question is who the hell are we letting on juries?  Oh, that’s right, it’s Mayor Daley’s Chicago.